Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Allstate Insurance:
You’re in good hands with Allstate.

American Express Credit Card:
Don’t leave home without it.

American Safety Council:

There are a million and one excuses for not wearing a safety belt. Some are real killers.

American Telephone & Telegraph (AT&T):
Reach out and touch someone.
Let your fingers do the walking. (Advertising yellow pages)

See America at see level.

Avis Car Rental:
We try harder.

Bolla Wines:
Wine is a little like love; when the right one comes along, you know it.

Brim Decaffinated Coffee:
Fill it to the rim with Brim.

Burger King:
Have it your way.

Calvin Klein Jeans:
Nothing comes between me and my Calvins.

Charmin Toilet Tissue:
Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.

See the USA in the Chevrolet.

Clairol Hair Color:

Does she…or doesn’t she?
Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure.
If I’ve only one life, let me live it as a blonde!

The pause that refreshes.
It’s the real thing.
Have a Coke and a smile.

Doublemint Gum:
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.

Better things for better living through chemistry.

Federal Express:
When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
When there’s no tomorrow.



There’s a Ford in your Future.
Ford has a better idea.
Quality is Job 1.

General Electric
Progress is our most important product.
GE….We bring good things to life.


It sits as lightly on a heavy meal as it does on your conscience.

Jockey Underwear:

The best seat in the house.

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

Buy a bucket of chicken and have a barrel of fun.
We do chicken right.

Moms depend on Kool-Aid like kids depend on Moms.

Lipton Tea:
Lipton’s gets into more hot water than anything.

Lord West Formal Wear:

A woman’s most important accessory….her escort.

I dreamed I stopped traffic in my Maidenform bra.

The milk chocolate melts in your mouth….not in your hand.

Maytag Appliances:
Our repairmen are the loneliest guys in town.

You deserve a break today.

Metropolitan Life Insurance:

A child is someone who passes through your life and then disappears into an adult.

National Council on the Handicapped:

A curb is a wall to a handicapped person.

New York City Opera:
Come to the opera for a song. (Advertising subscription tickets)

New York Times:
All the news that’s fit to print.

9-Lives Cat Food:
Hmph! Din-din. I’ll eat when I’m ready. (Voice of Morris the Cat)
The cat who doesn’t act finicky soon loses control of his owner.

Paramount Pictures:
The Eyes and Ears of the World.

Pepperidge Farm:
It’s like ice cream that’s gone to heaven. (Advertising parfait cake)
Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven.

Ralston Purina:
All you add is love (Advertising Dog Chow)
Don’t treat your puppy like a dog. (Advertising Puppy Chow)

Red Cross:
The greatest tragedy is indifference.

Reebok Athletic Shoes:
Because life is not a spectator sport.

How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S.

At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in the new Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.

Scandinavian Lines Cruises:
HMS Scandinavia; she’s oceans of fun.

Schaefer Beer:
Schaefer is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one.

Dryest gin in town. Ask any Martini.

Squibb Pharmaceuticals:
Adam and Eve ate the first vitamins, including the package.
(Advocating balanced diet rather than reliance on vitamin pills.)

Steinway Pianos:
You’ll rarely attend a concert that’s not attended by Steinway.
The instrument of the immortals.

Tareyton Cigarettes:
I’d rather fight than switch.

You can trust your car to the man who wears the star.

Trival Pursuit Board Games:
Every American is entitled to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Trivia.

United Air Lines:
Fly the friendly skies of United.

United Negro College Fund:
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

United States Army:
Be all that you can be.

Virginia Slims Cigarettes:
You’ve come a long way, baby.

Wall Street Journal:
The daily diary of the American dream.

Waterford Glass:

Born in fire, blown by mouth and cut by hand with heart.
Even when a piece of Waterford is dated, it’s timeless.

Where’s the beef?

Winston Cigarettes:
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

Wisk Laundry Detergent:
Ring around the collar.

Yardley Lavender Soap:
The soap that’s kept women in hot water for 200 years….and they’ve loved every minute.

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